孙凤觉得整个世界都在转。她猜的没错,她“起飞了”!阴影中走来的正是赛场保安。这是云城第一次举办电子竞技赛,主办方对安保工作异常用心。特意从几家保安公司挑选出最强壮的保安,来维持秩序。该着孙凤倒霉,摔她这位还是个空手道业余选手。谁负责的区域出问题,影响到比赛,谁就要受到惩罚。这位保安不敢怠慢,更不允许有人大吵大闹。一个过肩摔,就把孙凤摔的七荤八素。“你能不能安静会儿?我告诉你,这是汪华先生组织的比赛!你老公若比汪先生牛逼,你可以尽情的闹!”保安对趴在地上的孙凤说道。“汪华先生!”坐在那里的孙娟傻了!汪华可是云城有名的大佬,他的朋友也都是大佬!论实力,齐家老佛爷见了汪华都要主动问好。继续闹下去,孙凤是白挨打的结果。孙娟赶紧起身,来到面前:“这位兄弟,你别生气!我妹妹不是有意的,我们保证安安静静看比赛!”又是赔礼,又是保证。保安这才放过孙凤,退回后排的阴影里去了。孙凤白挨了一个过肩摔,一身老骨头都快碎掉了。清楚了对方的实力,她哪敢再闹。在周围观众鄙夷的目光中,孙娟和孙凤重新坐回座位。陈凡哼笑,孙凤这是偷鸡不成蚀把米啊!孙凤的喊叫,只影响到这里一小片区域,赛台上的选手没受到影响。今天小组赛第一场就是付海军的比赛。比赛采取单循环,单轮淘汰制。一场比赛五局,赢三局便晋级。付海军跟对手分别坐在自己的位置,此刻,付海军脸色难看的要命。“海军的脸色不太好?不会影响他发挥吧!”大屏幕给两位选手拍了近景,看到付海军的表情,孙娟说道。“哼,不都是你女婿干的好事!”说着,孙凤瞪了眼陈凡。“我女婿是赵彬,不是那傻逼!”孙娟又瞪了孙凤一眼。等忙完这几天的比赛,她就张罗赵彬跟齐萱萱结婚。两人正聊着,在裁判的指令下,比赛开始!大屏幕上显示两位选手手机屏幕的实时情况。“我虽看不懂他们在干什么,但海军玩儿的很流畅啊?!”孙娟看着大屏幕的直播说道。“那还用说!”孙凤恢复成平时狂妄的样子,“海军每天都练习。不是我吹,云城这种地方的选手,在我儿子面前都是屎!”孙凤话音刚落,前后左右好几双眼睛都瞪着她。“切!”孙凤哼了一声。刚才被保安一个过肩摔,把她摔的多少有些阴影。不过,在她内心深处,儿子付海军才是最棒的,其他选手不过是螳臂挡车罢了!见孙凤又在那儿发狂,陈凡心道:到底谁是屎,马上见分晓!孙凤刚说完“切”,就听全场突然一阵惊呼。孙娟、孙凤同时向屏幕看去,就见付海军捂着脑袋GG了!“这不可能!”孙凤一哆嗦,付海军输了!“没事,这不才一局吗!海军还有机会!”孙娟安慰道。隔着过道,陈凡听的清楚。只有他知道,付海军这倒霉蛋只有一轮游的命。因为,陈凡刚才让金雄飞找人告诉付海军的对手,他第一轮让付海军打道回府,额外会收到一万元的好处费。这就是刚才在赛台边,付海军的对手听完工作人员的话,异常兴奋的原因。第二局比赛开始,付海军全力应战。他觉得就算得不到第一名,没机会跟艾琳儿合影签名。得到二、三名拿到奖金应该不是问题。可现实很残酷!第二局一开始,付海军就发现,对手像打了鸡血一样,竟把这场当决赛打!付海军准备的战术、套路一点也发挥不出来,处处被对方踩着脑袋!GG!眨眼间,第二局结束。不出陈凡所料,付海军又输了。他嘴角勾起一个弧度,看来那一万元的奖励,给付海军的对手带来的激励很大啊!暗地里把付海军玩儿死,他都不知道是怎么死的!付海军的对手拿到赛点,再赢一局就能闯到下一轮,还可以拿到“神秘人”许诺的奖金。而付海军的脸已变成菠菜色!“妈的,什么玩意儿!”连输两局,眼瞅就出局了。在全家人面前装逼夸下海口,转眼就在打脸。付海军气的都想把手机摔了!观众席里,孙凤的脸色比付海军好不到哪儿去!“啧啧啧,就这屎一样的水平,也敢在我们云城
猖狂!我们云城的选手,随便就能把外省来的虐成屎!”“没错,刚才哪个苍蝇说大话来着?”周围那几个本地观众,看到付海军屎一般的表现,把孙凤刚才侮辱本地选手的话,原封不动还给她。付海军表现极差,孙凤再没猖狂的资本。任凭周围的观众嘲笑,她也没脸再滋屁。付海军在家吹牛一绝,上场就是坨屎。孙娟也闭了嘴,无话可说。第三局开始,因为有一万元奖金的刺激,付海军的对手直接把他虐成了粑粑!不到三分钟,付海军在众目睽睽下,满头大汗败下阵来。“妈的?怎么会这样!怎么会这样!”又是喝矿泉水,又是换新手机的,折腾半天上场一轮游。付海军自己的脸也挂不住了!随即,工作人员上场让双方签字,本场比赛结束。对手高兴下台,付海军像丧家之犬,低着头连孙凤的方向也不敢看。“铃!”他手机突然响起。“儿子,怎么回事?你怎么一轮就……”接通后,传来孙凤质问的声音。付海军脸色一阵菠菜绿,一阵猪肝红。来大姨家住了三天,每天什么也不干,像大爷一样就等着比赛。可一轮就被对手灭了,一会见到大姨和妈,怎么解释?对手太强了,强的就跟打了鸡血一样!不行,必须找个垫背的!付海军眼珠一转,说道:“妈,都怪陈凡那傻逼。他没叫我上台合影,影像我心情了!否则,我绝对是冠军!”
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