“儿子,放心吧。交给我!”坐在观众席的孙凤挂断电话,把手里的纸巾揉成团,扔在陈凡脑袋上。“嘭!”“你干嘛?”被扔纸团,陈凡不高兴的说道。“你真是傻人傻福气,竟得到跟大明星合影的机会!”孙凤瞪着陈凡,“告诉你,必须把海军叫上去,他想跟大明星合影!”孙凤记不清艾琳儿叫什么,只能用大明星称呼她。“我是幸运观众,跟付海军有什么关系!”陈凡不屑的说道。“你说什么?”孙凤翻白眼,“你必须想办法把海军叫上去,否则,回来就打断你的腿!”孙凤敢当孙娟骂陈凡,还不是因为陈凡马上要被赵彬替代了。“对,没错!”孙娟也扭过头,“海军远道而来就为看明星,你一句话就能把海军叫上去。告诉你,今天带也得带,不带也得带。耽误海军的机会,我弄死你!”“去啊!”赛台那里的工作人员在找幸运观众,孙娟怕取消重来,向陈凡催道。陈凡不想去,他认识艾琳儿,那天在套房还发生过“看洗澡”事件。跟艾琳儿合影,至少对陈凡来说无聊至极。但不去,万一中的万一,幸运儿落在付海军身上,岂不便宜了他!几率虽然渺茫,陈凡也要把它扼杀在摇篮中。“去就去!”他哼了一声,站起来顺着过道往下走。艾琳儿也没想到会这么巧,跟她合影的幸运观众是少爷。对她来说这样最好,两个认识的人在大家面前装装样子,也比上来一个陌生人尬聊强!当然,除了她和陈凡,没人知道他俩的关系。很快,陈凡从观众席来到赛台。“陈凡,想办法把我弄上去,听见没有!”付海军挥舞着拳头。“傻逼!”陈凡用唇语冲他骂道。他觉得,付海军就是个傻逼,有求于人不说好话,反而威胁自己。让狗上来,陈凡也不会给付海军这个机会!待陈凡上台,“妈的,真是日了狗!让这么个土鳖得到机会。”“可不是么,我这么帅,穿得这么好,竟没土鳖的运气好!”台下不时传来郁闷声。幸运观众上台,无非就是走个流程。拍个照,领个礼物也就这样。主持人问了陈凡姓名等几个简单问题后,礼仪小姐把礼物交到艾琳儿手里。艾琳儿再把它送给陈凡,接下来,便是合影环节。“陈凡,你特娘的让我上去啊!”付海军在台下,眼瞅陈凡在主持人的安排下跟艾琳儿站在一起。陈凡的胳膊还“无耻”的跟艾琳儿胳膊贴在一起,看得付海军眼睛都红了。“陈凡,陈凡你个混蛋!”付海军在台下向陈凡挥舞着拳头。“陈先生,他是你朋友吗,要不让他也上来吧!”艾琳儿见付海军喊陈凡,说到。“我擦,艾琳儿让我上去!”台上的对话通过麦克风,全场皆知,付海军激动的差点晕过去。他急忙整理衣服、发型,就等陈凡说:没错,这是我小舅子,让他上来吧!可艾琳儿话音刚落,陈凡皱了下眉:让狗上来,也不能让付海军有这个机会!“我不认识他!”陈凡双手一摊,“刚才主持人问我姓名,全场都知道。叫我名字就上来合影,岂不乱套!”“是的!”主持人和艾琳儿一起点头。随即,艾琳儿在几百双羡慕的眼神中跟陈凡握手,主持人向他表达了祝贺。又在无数羡慕嫉妒恨的眼神中,陈凡拿着礼物和一拍得的照片下台而去。“陈,陈凡!你大爷!”整理好衣服和发型,准备上台见艾琳儿的付海军一口血差点喷出。不是让妈跟陈凡说,让他把自己叫上去吗?这兔崽子,在干什么?付海军拿出手机给孙凤打电话。而坐在观众席的孙凤此刻也鼻孔喷火,气的要死。“喂,儿子!”接到付海军的电话,孙凤赶紧接通来听。“妈,你在干什么,你到底在干什么?你跟没跟他说,让我上台的事?”跟艾琳儿合影的机会擦肩而过,付海军处在崩溃中。拿着手机的手,都在颤抖。“儿子,我发誓我说了,你大姨也能帮我作证!我让那傻逼叫上、你一起合影!谁知道他……”孙凤说着,突然停顿。她看见,陈凡正一脸坏笑顺着过道走来。“傻逼,就是你对我的评价?”陈凡已走到跟孙娟、孙凤一道之隔的座位,向孙凤说道。“没错,你就是傻逼!耽误我儿子跟大明星合影的傻逼!”反正陈凡马上要滚蛋了。并且,他使坏没让儿子跟明星合影。
撕破脸皮,孙凤也不觉得有什么。“好的很!”陈凡不气反笑,“所以,这就是我为什么不让你儿子,跟艾琳儿合影的理由!即使我把他叫上台,你们同样这样骂我!”“告诉你们,你们也告诉付海军。我就是故意的!”陈凡冲孙娟和孙凤哼笑两声,一屁股坐在座位上。“你妈的!我,我打死你!”儿子没跟大明星合影,心里肯定难受坏了,孙凤更是无比心疼。她蹦起来,绕过孙娟过来就要打陈凡。而远处的赛台上,艾琳儿和主持人已经下台。第一组比赛的两位选手拿着手机走上台。全场鸦雀无声,注意力都在赛台上,只有孙凤在哪儿哇哇大叫。“兔崽子,我替大姐,我替海军修理你!”孙凤扑过来就要挠陈凡,把他的脸抓花,让他以后没脸见人。孙凤不分时候,不分场合,不顾周围观众鄙夷的目光,张开十根手指向陈凡的脸挠来。“嘿,你干嘛呢!捣乱的是吗!”突然,过道上方黑暗中一声怒喝,一个高大的身影快速走了下来。而孙凤此刻只有一个念头:给儿子出气!除此之外,心无旁人。“让你坑我儿子,我让你使坏……嘎!”孙凤大叫着,突然就觉得脖子被什么东西死死掐住,声音卡在喉咙发不出来。紧接着,她就觉得头晕目眩。身体好像在空中转起了圈!
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