盘道1(1 / 1)
东北出马实录
胡四太奶
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2021-12-09
这位大姨走后,我踏步在去店里的路上,我上了出租车,很快,到了店门口,店门口有几个人在等我看病,我简单有效的解决了她们的问题,我拨通了王利的手机,他懒洋洋的说:“大哥,你有没有搞错,我还没有睡醒呢!”我故意装作很着急的样子说:“哎呀,快别睡了,来我店里,我有件重要的事情跟你说!”王利听我语气着急,便答应我一会儿就到,其实啊,也没有什么事,就是想找个人侃会大山,这时,我的鸡皮疙瘩一层接一层,这是怎么了?我在心里问四奶,四奶告诉我:“阴差来了,找咱们家有些事儿!你该忙忙你的!”我心想,好恐怖啊!我在沙发上坐着,门是关上的,可总有一种寒风凛然的感觉,我坐在那里一动不动,也不知道他们在说什么事情,这时有三男两女走到了我店门口,我从沙发上站了起来准备迎接,这几个人推开门走了进来,来的人中,一位有着秃顶的大叔问:“你好,我是咱们后面这个小区的,您这能看事儿是不?”我说:“对,可以,进来吧!”我把他们接进屋子里来,这位大叔又说:“我想请给我爱人看看,我爱人从过了年到现在,每天都昏昏沉沉的,而且总做噩梦,这不,昨晚做噩梦然后又像梦游似的,差点从我们家七楼掉下去!要不是我在床里谁,她踩到我了,今天就不知道啥样呢!这不,一大早,儿子,女儿女婿都回来,我们一家人一商量,一定就是虚病了!麻烦您给看看,到底是怎么回事儿!”这位大叔说完了我把目光投向了他老伴的身上,我问这位大娘:“你还记得当时看见了什么或者听见了什么吗?”这位蓬头垢面的大娘颤颤巍巍的说:“我这不是做噩梦了么,吓得我一身都是汗,我想去卫生间拿个毛巾擦擦,我就从起床了,这不,就把窗户看成了卫生间的大门了么!我刚要进去,我老头儿就把我拽回来了!”这大叔接茬讲:“哼,我要不把你拽回来,我今天都活不成了!”这时,跟着一起来的儿子说:“行了爸!你们别说了,听听人家怎么说吧!”想知道原因很简单,用我的左眼就可以,我在心里找四奶,我本以为四奶在和阴差说事儿,接待阴差的是其他的仙家,于是四奶就把我的左眼打开了,我左眼“滋儿”的疼了一下,我睁开眼睛就开始观察那位大娘,哎呦呵!这头顶,乌气一片,两只眼睛就像戴了一副墨镜似的,四奶又开始查,原来啊,他们家有一位横死的中年妇女,没有结过婚,死的时候怨气也十分重,而且这女人一直想找替身,这不,就把眼前这位大娘的眼睛“挡”了,没想到让“贵人”救回来了,四奶说这个女人不会善罢甘休的,还会等机会下手,因为眼前这位大娘八字较弱,经常容易被惊吓到,容易下手,所以,这冤魂找她当替身再合适不过了!我把这些事情的经过和这个女子的长相以及这位女子死的经过,告诉了他们,这位大叔说:“您说的这个女人,我们家确实又一位,而且确实是横死的,这是我听我母亲生前说的,您说的太对了!”四奶借着我的嘴对那位大娘讲:“包括你做的梦,你是不是总能梦见一个女人领着你,你不情愿的跟着,然后她总哄着你,你这人还不经好话!”我这一说完,这大娘有些激动起来:“对对对对”连着说了好几个“对”字,好像是终于找到理解她的人了,我接着说:“你的胸口闷,脑袋胀胀的总想睡觉!”这大娘的手原本是和女儿拉在一起的,听我说完后,激动的一劲儿拍腿:“对!对!太对了!你太厉害了!求求你!给我好好弄弄,我可不想给人家做替身!”
其实看病也好,查事也罢,首要的就是要把人家的说明白,原因查清楚,让人心服口服之后,才能继续,我看事的原则就是:一、我说了,你不听,再来找我,我一定不管!二、未成年的不给看,不信者不看、不敬者不看、贪小便宜者不看……这里我不多说!
最后,我告诉他们解决的办法,我也帮她解决了这个麻烦!他们前脚刚刚走,王利随后就到,王利一进屋子就坐在了沙发上,一脸活不起的表情看着我说:“啥事儿啊大哥!”“利哥,我自己有些无聊,请你来喝喝茶!”王利一脸无奈:“喝吧!但是得管饭!”我们俩边喝茶,我边给他讲昨天晚上的事情,听着他直入神,过了一会儿,我身上的鸡皮疙瘩又是一层接一层,王利抖擞了一下,问我:“我这是怎么了!”我心里清楚,这是阴差走了,因为阴气过重,会给人带来不同的感觉!我敷衍王利:“没事,物理反应!”…………
阴差走后我问四奶,“四奶,阴差来是什么事啊?”四奶说:“就是昨晚跳楼自杀那个小妮儿,魂魄做完不知被谁扣走了,地府联合咱们家一起做这件事情!”我又八卦的问四奶:“奶奶,为啥找咱们家?”“这你就别管了,你先和王利玩吧,俺要和你常家四奶说说这事儿!下午的时候,把法坛请出来!”王利这时候喊我:“哎!走神儿了!”我“昂”了一下,“咋了?”王利问我,我说“没事儿!一会帮我干点活儿!”“干什么活?”“起法坛!”王利其实也很八卦:“干什么活啊?”“你管呢!别啥都打听,小心让胡天肥收拾你!”我逗王利,其实我也不知道四奶请法坛干什么用,王利接着问:“你请四奶奶帮我看看,我和我对象的姻缘怎么样?”我装着问四奶,其实我都想好了怎么回答王利了,王利见我几分钟都没吱声,王利有些忍不住的问我:“四奶怎么说?”“哎!没法说!”王利一听我这么说,可把他吓坏了,“哥,亲哥,你快说,怎么了?”我也卖个关子:“行,你帮我干活,晚上请我吃饭,吃饭的时候我会给你细讲”………………
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