第128章:什么?陈玄奘被青牛精给威胁了?!(2 / 2)

但即便是躲开了攻击,两人身上的行礼,也是洒落一地!尤其是沙悟净做菜的各种厨具!

“元帅,你想干嘛?!”

沙悟净看了看洒落一地的厨具,一丝屈辱从眼内浮出!他已经沦落到西行团队厨子和担夫的位置了,平常听道(听课)也没有自己的份,如今,还要打自己,真当他卷帘大将好欺负的?!

猪八戒面露尴尬之色……

“卷帘大将啊,我攻击你,也不是自愿的……但我们都被威胁了,这座山上的妖怪,独角兕大王他不允许我们再走……所以,别怪我啊!”

“被威胁,怎么可能!他,会威胁你?”

沙悟净脸上浮现出不可思议的神色,指着青牛精大吼:“你别以为我不知道,他就是老君兜率宫里的青牛!”

陈玄奘默默地在后面踢了青牛一脚……青牛踉踉跄跄地跌出来,露出一个生不如死的表情:老爷,你一定要相信我啊,我是被威胁的!

“是……是我威胁他们的!”

青牛精磕磕绊绊地说出了一席话:“我……我拿住了他们的把……把柄!要是他们……不听话,我就……就一个个全部爆出来!”

沙悟净嘴角抽了抽,有本事,你隔远点再说!别以为我没看见,你那眼睛的余光,要时不时地在观察陈玄奘的表情!

“好,就当我信你。”

沙僧假装信了青牛精的说辞:“可你也得说说,让我怎么办吧?元帅、大圣,你们都投敌了,要不,也加我一个……”

“不行!你得去通知天庭和佛门,前来讨伐!”

不等沙悟净把话说完,陈玄奘直接拒绝了他。

“找人啥的,其实白龙马也够了,要不,我留下?”

沙悟净很无耻地看了白龙马一眼,想要丢锅。

“不行,白龙马话语权不够,他就是一只坐骑,说出的话没人信。好歹你也是西行团队的正式的一员,你不去,谁信?”

白龙马眼睛一亮,咯噔咯噔地就跑到了陈玄奘的身后,一脸得意地看着沙悟净……相比最后一个位置,敖烈突然觉得,当匹马啥的,其实也挺好!

沙悟净看看陈玄奘、又看看孙悟空、猪八戒,以及那都快要哭出声的青牛精……眼神深处,一股子黑气一闪而过……内心,更是怨气十足:说白了,就是把我抛离了中心而已!很好,这个仇,我卷帘,记下了!

不过表面上,他却是装出了一副无奈的神色:“好吧,好吧,那圣僧,你看我先去什么地方找求援?”

“嗯……先去天庭吧。哦,对了,你可以先把三太子和杨戬找来,说不得,我们也能找到他们的心爱之物呢?”

众人齐齐看向陈玄奘,眼神里透露着明晃晃的两个大字:无耻!

你这是拉着孙悟空、猪八戒造反还不够,连哪吒和杨戬都要拉下水!

陈玄奘一脸的正气,坚决不脸红……这种打佛门和天庭的大好事,当然得把自己人也一起拉上才行!

“好,我去……”

沙僧驾云而起,直奔天庭……其他人嘛,则开始收拾金兜山,准备迎接大军来袭!

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天庭,沙悟净先是去了李府,找到了哪吒……一听到是陈玄奘的主意,还要针对天庭,哪吒那叫一个兴奋,当即就决定自己去灌江口找杨戬,让沙悟净直接向玉帝求援。

他的原话是这样的:“什么?对战天庭这么好玩的事?哈哈!加我一个,加我一个!嗯,说不得,这次还能把李靖那老头子的宝塔给毁了,把真灵给拿回来……”

等他来到了个灌江口,杨戬也是一口答应,话里话外说的却是:“能让玉帝丢脸?好,算我一个!”

于是乎,等沙僧在天上求见玉帝时,哪吒、杨戬已经自动加入了陈玄奘的天坑神佛的队伍,静静地等待着援兵的到来了!

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天庭,沙僧半跪在凌霄宝殿上,向玉帝求援。

“玉帝,圣僧、大圣、元帅被金兜山,金兜洞的妖怪抓住,我特来求援!”

此言一出,玉帝大喜,不,是整个天庭的仙神都大喜!这一幕,可是他们和佛门商议好的,玄奘西行中最该出现的一幕!终于,他出现了!

“你说的是真的?谁动的手?唐三藏他,没有变身打回去吗?”

玉帝两手撑住龙椅,一脸急切,且激动地看向沙悟净。

沙悟净内心暗叹一声:玉帝大人,您别怪我坑您,都是那唐三藏指示的……

“独角兕大王,他抓住了圣僧的把柄……圣僧,不得不屈服。”

“哈哈,好啊好啊!终于,终于有人能制服那唐三藏了!”

玉帝兴奋地连连拍桌,当即就下达了支援指令:“李靖!”

“臣在!”

李靖手持宝塔,率先走出!

“吾命你率水部、火部、雷部、武曲、文曲等各部,众多星君一起下凡,务必将那……”

玉帝停顿了一下,转头问向沙悟净:“那怪叫什么?”

“独角兕大王!”

沙僧赶紧答道,玉帝思考了几秒,貌似没有听过这名号,不知道是哪里来的妖怪(PS:玉帝只知道青牛下凡了,但不知道青牛在凡间叫兕大王!),不过没关系,只要能限制那陈玄奘,让他安心走完西游,我就是给他封个三品官,又能如何?

别忘了,陈玄奘,可是连准圣都撕了!

“李靖,尔等必须尽心尽力,务必将那独角兕大王捉拿天庭,依法处置!切记,不可杀他性命,明白了吗?”

“微臣,谨遵天旨!”

李靖也是知晓玉帝的打算,暗暗对玉帝使了个眼色,便率军下了凡……唯一让李靖有些疑惑的是,他本来想带上哪吒一起走,可是他的儿子,哪去了?

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