第五百二十四章 你还是继续当纨绔这份很有钱途的职业吧(2 / 2)

“啊?哦!呃!”极品狂少一阵抓耳挠腮,旁边传来一阵嗤笑声,立时画面一阵晃动传来几声怪叫与这位豪少的喝骂声。

待画面重新稳定住,慕容凤满脸黑线的问道:“你到底有什么事?”

极品狂少吞吞吐吐的问道:“月仙您现在在哪儿啊?”

慕容凤拿着电光炮晃了晃,翻白眼道:“就在你刚刚挂掉的地方!那位帅到心醉是你小子暗中吩咐他缠住我的吧?”

极品狂少脸色立时一阵燥红,显然让慕容凤猜着了。只见他忸怩道:“月仙我其实只是想见见你,真的,我只是想见见你,没别的意思。”

见这小子这副羞涩模样,慕容凤哪能还猜不到这小子心中在想些什么。抽搐了下嘴角,慕容凤叹气道:“我们是没可能的,你还是别胡思乱想了。”

极品狂少顿时一脸惨白,一副哀大莫过心死的模样。

“月仙你...难道有心上人了?”

慕容凤顿时一阵气结,索性挑明了说道:“我,姐追求的是得道成仙!你明白了吧?”

极品狂少闻言后脸上的表情那叫一个精彩,然后局促慌乱道:“月仙,那个,其实我,我不介意的。大不了我也出家当和尚......”

“你想哪儿去了!!!”慕容凤抓狂万分,无力道:“行了,你小子想泡妞就去找别人,别来缠我,不然我见你一次揍你一次!下了,拜!”

“诶!月仙那我们还可以做朋友吗?”极品狂少连忙问道:“我是说普通朋友!”

慕容凤想了想回答道:“可以!但只限普通朋友,你别给我动什么歪心思,不然咱们连普通朋友都没得做!下了!”说完直接退出了游戏。

另一头,帅到心醉见到极品狂少结束了通话后便是一副怅然若失的模样,便在一帮狐朋狗友的怂恿下凑上前去小心翼翼的问道:“狂少?狂少?那位月仙女神都和你说了什么啊?”

极品狂少红着眼睛豁然回头吓了众人一跳,帅到心醉立时脸色剧变就想撒腿便跑,却见极品狂少脸色一夸,哇的一声嚎啕大哭道:“哥失恋了!哥还没来得及告白就失恋了!哥的初恋啊!就怎么结束了!哇哇哇~~!!!”

“嗨!我还以为什么呢!原来只是被甩了。”帅到心醉汗颜道:“狂少想开点,学学哥哥我,都已经被妹子甩过七八十回了,不是照样活得好好地。唉,枉我长着一张倾倒众生的容颜却为何始终寻不到生命中的另一半呢?”

一众狐朋狗友也是凑上前来为极品狂少开解道。

极品狂少哽咽道:“那是因为你长的太娘了,比女人还好看。不管哪个妹子做你的女朋友都会有被掰弯的危险的!”

众人立时笑喷了出来,帅到心醉立时气的满脸羞红,大怒道:“还是不是兄弟了?还能不能一起愉快的玩耍了?老子最恨别人说我长的娘!混蛋,我要和你决斗!”

极品狂少一梗脖子,睨眼道:“老子失恋了!”

帅到心醉怒极而笑道:“呵!你失恋了就有理啦?一句话,敢不敢和我出去大干一场?”

极品狂少冷哼道:“我虽然失恋了,但是没弯,才不和你这娘炮大干一场。”

这句话顿时将帅到心醉气的抓狂,立即张牙舞爪的扑了过去和极品狂少扭打在了一起。一众狐朋狗友仿佛对这样的场面早已见怪不怪了,不但不上前劝架,反而围成一圈为二人摇旗呐喊了起来。直到城管来了这群人才一哄而散。

事后在一家吵闹的酒馆里,两位鼻青脸肿的豪少相对而坐,默默无言。

帅到心醉拿着冰块敷了下嘴角,一语双关的抽气道:“嘶,狂少你这次是来真的啊?”

极品狂少端着酒杯嗯了一声,帅到心醉翻白眼道:“我说你好歹也找个容易得手的啊?说真的,玩真感情真的不适合咱们的画风,咱们就应该手里攥着大把大把的票子四处乱砸,然后一群大波妹子让我们左拥右抱才是咱们的画风。想开点,不就是一个女人嘛,关上灯后都是一个样!”

极品狂少翻了下白眼,淡淡道:“段兄你真的甘心当一辈子的种.马?”

帅到心醉立即瞪眼道:“你忘了咱们规矩的了?在游戏中不许提真名真姓!”

极品狂少端起酒杯一饮而尽后苦恼道:“老子真的不甘心啊!我不想浑浑噩噩的活一辈子连向喜欢的人告白的机会都没有啊!”

帅到心醉鄙视道:“现在知道后悔了?小时候不好好学习天天向上,整天就知道惹是生非自甘堕落,能被家里头的那些老家伙看上眼才有鬼咧。”

“你也好意思说我?”极品狂少哼道。

“我突然发现你这小子今天特欠抽啊!”帅到心醉没好气道:“你也不想想天底下有多少diao丝想当种.马都没机会呢!你居然为了一个女人要洗心革面放弃纨绔豪少这一大好前途了?”

极品狂少无语道:“虽然你说的怎么正义凛然,但为什么我感受不到一丝正能量呢?”

帅到心醉拍着极品狂少的肩膀,安慰道:“兄弟听哥一句话,正能量真的不适合你的画风,你还是好好地做你的纨绔豪少这份很有前途的职业去吧!”

极品狂少抽搐着嘴角道:“娘炮,我觉得现在的你特爷们儿,真的!”

帅到心醉拍桌而起,大怒道:“混蛋!决斗!单挑!你选吧!老子今天不揍的连你亲妈都不认识你,我跟你一个姓!”

极品狂少二话没说奔着他的眼眶就是一拳,然后二人又扭打在了一起,顿时嘈杂的酒馆内响起无数人的叫好声,但这之中却夹杂着不少妹纸亢奋的浪叫声,估计明天的游戏论坛上肯定会出现许多有关两位豪少之间不得不说的浪漫故事......(未完待续。)

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