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狐鸦小传 玄变 0 字 2022-02-19

回到女儿国,进入秋鸟山,秋千和鸟人乐颠颠在各处转悠,不多久,在花田那里遇到了边暮和士齐,见士齐脸肿得很高,正捂着嘴巴趴在地上抽泣,它姐姐边暮则在一旁无奈地看着自己弟弟。

“呀哈,咋啦?”小狐狸问道,“小士齐,这是怎么了?怎么哭了?”

“嗷嗷哦啊哦啊哦……”士齐没搭理秋千,用不像狗叫的狗叫声大哭。

边暮替她弟弟答道:“被蜜蜂蛰了?”她指着不远处正在处理蜂巢的虎威威,“大花哥从黑熊上仙那里要来一些经过特殊培育,蜇人后也不会死的灵蜂,想养在秋鸟山提升花田品质,士齐弟弟嘴欠爪欠,把蜂巢拆了,灵蜂追着它蛰了好久,脸肿得老高。”

“哈哈哈哈……不愧是士齐,这种事果然是你能干出来的。”鸟人附身轻拍士齐几下,安慰道,“你要是馋的话,就叫大花给你弄些蜂蜜呗,何必非要自己去采。如果是爪子痒痒,可以去找吱吱,找它的论文稿件撕。”

“对对对。”秋千说道,“吱吱那家伙每天写那么多乱七八糟的东西,你闲着没事就去撕嘛~别客气~嘿嘿嘿嘿……”

“嗷哦嗷哦嗷哦……”士齐仍旧趴在地上哭,也不知有没有把秋千和鸟人的话听进去。

与边暮姐弟说了会儿话,秋千和鸟人转身离开了秋鸟山。望着离开的小狐狸和乌鸦,边暮慢慢半蹲坐下,叹口气,“别哭了,秋千姐和鸟人哥一定会安排好父亲和母亲。”小狗最终趴在了弟弟身旁,面露哀伤,“父亲,母亲,希望你们下辈子不用提心吊胆的生活。你们放心,秋鸟山的人都很好,一直很照顾我们……”

“嗷哦嗷哦嗷哦……”士齐哭得好伤心。

黑阳西下,一对刚刚失去父母的姐弟用各自的方式悼念自己的亲人。

……………………………………………………

“哇……”

回到秋鸟洞工作室,秋千再也忍不住,扑到沙发上大哭,眼泪扑簌簌往下流,根本止不住——她也不想止住,“狗哥啊!是我们去晚了!哇……狗哥呀,我不希望你们轮回投胎呀,哇哇哇……”最终经过孟轮的努力,犬庇和凤骨精的元神勉强达到人族的水平,顺利投胎转世,这对于他们夫妻来说算是最好的结果,但小狐狸显然不能接受这个事实,伤心难过,万万不愿意看到自己的熟人轮回而去。

鸟人也很难受,却没有流泪,默默坐在沙发上,把伤心到难以保持人形的小九尾抱在怀里安慰,“乖,别哭,你如果思念狗哥夫妻,我们就去凡间找他们,反正我们知道他们的投胎地点。”

“转世的狗哥夫妻哪还是他们呀!呜呜呜……”小狐狸哭道,“我们就该早把他们接到这里才对,呜呜呜……”

“狗哥忠心于犁平,哪会愿意抛下梼杌族。”乌鸦叹道,“唉,无妄之灾,无妄之灾呀,有道是匹夫无罪,怀璧其罪,梼杌族很强却又不够强,天赋是他们最大的依仗,也是灾难源头。月宫太毒,娲皇太厉,饕餮太贪,青丘太欠,四凶虽凶,却不如人性凶恶,在这个混乱的世界,谁也不能保证未来是什么样的,只能在漩涡中苦苦挣扎。”从今日梼杌族的灾祸,鸟人联想到了如今的自己,就算他做了许多准备,防止亲友受劫受难,但依旧不能彻底放心,“今日狗哥夫妻尚有你我出手相救,他日你我受难,又不知有谁相伴呢。说不定你我未来会陷入万劫不复之地呢。”

满脸泪痕的小狐狸抬头,噘着嘴说道:“别这么悲观嘛~”

“怎么?不哭了?”

“你都说这个了,我还哪能哭下去。”小狐狸窜到沙发另一边,变成人形,抹了抹眼泪,“行了,就这样吧,不哭了。狗哥夫妻能投胎,这已然是比大多数修士幸运了,”据三清派调查,大部分修士根本连轮回的机会都没有,不是死于雷劫之下,就是在争斗中魂飞魄散,甚至被人吞魂噬魂炼魂,能顺利转世者太少太少。“狗哥夫妻投胎的地方咱们得记好了,等他们长大了,咱们要给他们牵线做媒,再续前缘。”

“这不好吧?”鸟人道,“这违反天条吧?”

“我管什么天条地条的。”秋千道,“就给他们牵线,必须的!我还要去找月老殿,偷来鸳鸯谱和红线纺锤给他们定姻缘!”

“好好好,你说的算。”经此一役,鸟人也有点懒得再管什么天条规矩,“那娲皇宫的几个‘云’何等霸道,明明是己方犯错,梼杌族受劫,他们却还想着抓走梼杌全族人,天条哪能管得了他们——真是气死我了。唉~不得不承认,强就是足够,他们根本不把天条放在眼里。”

坐在沙发上又蔫了好一会儿,直到吱吱叫他们吃饭,小狐狸和乌鸦才彻底脱离悲伤气息,两人坐在椅子上,看着丰富的菜肴,温馨色调的搭配,心知是紫金麒麟特意给他们准备的,不禁感动,“夸赞”道:“呔!小麒麟,这什么破玩意,能吃吗?!告诉你,我们是看在你的面子上才吃的!换做其他人,就这种破菜,我们才不吃呢!这些破菜,一看就不好吃!”嘴里吵吵这不好吃,筷子可一点不慢,俩人你争我抢,狼吞虎咽。

戴着围裙的吱吱早就习惯了两个笨蛋的德行,没说什么,就看着他们一边吃一边闹一边胡说八道。麒麟暗暗思考:“过几天的事可怎么办呀?这两个笨蛋,我真是不放心他们呀。”

“看什么看!没看过人抢饭呀!”秋千和鸟人感觉出吱吱眼神不对,大骂,“你是不是在菜里面下毒了!?呔,你这白眼狼……白眼麒麟,竟然害主人!告诉你,我们就算是死,也要做鬼讹你!讹死你!”

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