第1057章黑熊和蜂蜜(1 / 2)

狐鸦小传 玄变 0 字 2022-02-19

“今天是个好天气,熊熊爱蜂蜜,取得繁花种灵谷,蜜蜂笑嘻嘻。百花盛开真漂亮,花蜜定然美味香,熊熊还要多采集,争取万花齐。嘿嘿嘿嘿嘻嘻嘻……之前到瑶池去,欣喜问花语,哪知仙子凶滴滴,弄得熊熊好生气。哼!好生气呀好生气。哼哼!不对不对不对!是不生气!熊熊不生气!哼哼!熊熊才不与她们争,凡尘也有彩星生,花田处处应犹在,清香化云甜甜风。熊熊鼻子可灵啦,一定能找到瑶池都没有的花,啦啦啦啦……”

一只大狗熊,背着个碎花小包,抱着个蜜罐,行走于花田间,游步于锦绣中,蹦蹦跳跳,欢欢喜喜,嘴里哼着小歌,时不时附身嗅问花朵,那场景是要多美好……不对,不是美好,是要多怪异有多怪异。

“哎!这朵花闻到不错,移植到百花谷应该很好。”某刻,黑熊觉得某株花不错,大喜,立刻施展法术灌注其身,催发花朵快速生长结出种子,然后把种子放进身后的花布包里。小心翼翼做完一切,这熊抬头刚要继续寻觅奇花,可还没等它抬头,“砰!”一个人一下子撞在它身上,直接被反弹回去。

“哎哎呀!谁呀!”那反弹倒地的男子惊道,“谁呀!?怎么走路不长眼呀!”明明是他撞人,黑熊都没动,可这人竟然反倒指责黑熊。

“额……”黑熊看着摔倒的人,想了想,“对不起,是我的错。”毕竟是跟着观音菩萨身边这么多年,黑熊精性子柔和不少,不愿与人争斗,主动认错,“对不起,真对不起。”它扶起摔倒之人,万般道歉。

“啊???”那人有些愣,心道这熊变化好大呀,当年的社团头目才不过几十年就这么有礼貌,着实叫人难以想象。“咳咳,既然你道歉了,那本鸟……咳咳,那我就原谅你了。”这家伙,差点把身份漏出来,“再见哦。”也不多言,此人转身就走,但在快要消失在花田远处时,他忽然喊了句,“那熊,你不许再往前走了!前面什么都没有!你不许再往前走了!前面没有一罐美味蜂蜜!”

“什么不许再往前走了?什么没有美味蜂蜜?”黑熊站在原地想了许久也没弄明白那人啥意思,“难道……难道他在前面埋了蜂蜜?哼!一定是!哼哼,熊熊聪明着呢!想骗熊熊,不可能!”这个自认脑子灵的妖怪踮起脚往那人离开方向瞧了一会,见完全看不到人,赶紧大踏步往前搜索,很快发现异常——一块空地有被挖掘过的痕迹。黑熊大喜,心说土里一定有蜂蜜,“虽说菩萨说不能获取不义之财,但这是蜂蜜,不是财,应该不算违背菩萨的话吧?”这憨货乐呵呵走近,仔细一瞧,面色一变,“哎呀,竟然真的没有一罐蜂蜜呀!”为何黑熊会这么想呢?因为那地方上面立着个牌子,上面写着“此地无有一罐蜂蜜”,其中那个“罐”字还被划了好几次,就好像是不愿透露姓名的小狐狸不会写,写错好多次,最后由不愿透露姓名的万圣公主刻上的。

由于“没有”一罐蜂蜜,聪明的黑熊很失望,悻悻离开,继续寻找花朵。然而几个时辰后,黑熊又回来了,“虽说牌子上说没有,可也许有呢,也许是那人写错了呢。试试吧,反正熊熊力气大。”这憨货把身上背着的碎花布包和蜜罐放在一旁,两只爪子刨外加鼻子拱,卖力挖土,仅仅片刻功夫就将一个罐子挖了出来。“哎呀!真有呀!哈哈哈,熊熊太幸运了!”黑熊精坐在地上,抱起罐子,刚要打开,忽然远方飞来三只“大蜜蜂”。

“呔!那黑熊精,你在做什么!”领头的大蜜蜂怒斥黑熊精,“你手里抱的什么!怎么那么像我们丢失的蜜罐!说!是不是你偷了我们的蜜罐?”话说这三个大蜜蜂的样子很奇怪,领头的蜜蜂是蜜蜂形态,但颜色是纯白的;后面两个蜜蜂形状没问题,大号蜜蜂模样,却一直捂着脸,一副“正在干很丢人事情”的样子。

“啊!?”黑熊没有直接回答蜜蜂,呆呆盯着三个蜜蜂精很久,“哎呦我的菩萨呀,熊熊吃蜂蜜这么多年,还第一次见除了企鹅精手下毒奶蜂之外的蜜蜂成精呢!好神奇呀!好大只呀!”稳了稳情绪,黑熊回答道:“我没偷蜜罐,这是我从地上挖出来的。”

“呔!还敢狡辩!”为首的白蜜蜂精斥道,“莫要多言,今天人赃并获,你说什么也没用!必须赔钱!要不然就与我们去仙律宫见雷神!”这蜜蜂精作势就要抓黑熊。

“别别别……”黑熊可不敢去仙律宫,倒不是怕雷神,而是怕给菩萨丢人,“赔钱赔钱赔钱,我赔钱。”幸好这次出来把多年做山神的工资全都支出来了,赔钱也无所谓,“多少?”

白蜜蜂精伸出食指,做出“一”的手势。

“什么!十块仙石!太贵了吧!”黑熊精特震惊,“什么蜂蜜呀,这么贵?!”

白蜜蜂亦是很震惊,她的意思是“十块灵石”。不过,仔细想想,也算意料之中,因为之前她曾遇到另外一个黑道头目,用同样的方法骗了不少钱。“少废话,交不交?不交就去仙律宫!”

“额……好吧。”没辙,黑熊精只能拿出十块仙石,“给你们钱,那这罐蜜就归我了吧?”

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