第833章谁是好心(1 / 2)

狐鸦小传 玄变 0 字 2022-02-19

当年九位金乌太子何等英姿,术法高妙,气度不凡,三界钦慕,虽有些傲气在身,但绝对是九个人物。哪像现在的鸟人,纯粹流氓,外加不要脸。

“是这样的。”乌鸦对镇元子说起自己与玄武族的问题,“您是我大爷,咱爷俩关系嘛~凑合事吧,我不瞒你。当年众所周知玄武公主玄灵死于封神劫,却不晓得她只是龟体命丧,还有一丝生机存于蛇体内。西边两位上尊佛祖有意复活玄灵,对蛇体稍作培养后,将其投身于一个小世界内,任其自由孕育重生。同时,吸杀玄灵的蚊子精因吸了十二品金莲,佛门功德冲灌全身,也当该培养一番,两位上尊佛祖把它亦是投入那世界,既为培养,也有意解开蚊子与玄灵的因果。要说两位上尊佛祖想法不错,若是成功,既能得一个玄武族公主,顺势拉拢玄武族和玄武大帝,又能培养一方佛祖级人才。可惜呀,他二人行事不谨慎,叫太上道祖发现了那个世界。大仙,太上道祖您了解吧?最是喜欢借力打力,当时刚好鸿钧道祖有任务分配给太上道祖,要他选个小世界用作测试异大道的实力,于是太上道祖顺势拘走佛门两位混元上尊的小世界……后来呢,在测试进行几百年后,俊朗帅气德才兼备人性高洁术法高深……文武双全的我受鸿钧道祖指派,前往那个世界查看结果,小鸟我顺手激发玄灵的记忆,用我的办法处理了她与蚊子精的因果。您想想,我这可算是救玄武公主逃出狼窝虎穴,玄黑能不谢我吗?”乌鸦三言两语把“乙昊世界”的故事讲了一遍,其中遮去部分不该说的。

“原来如此。”镇元子也知道乌鸦有隐瞒,但也不强求,能说这么多已然是很不错了。鸟人说得对,也就是镇元子开口问,若是换作他人,绝对不能告诉。“果然,混元金仙间的算计都是以‘世界’为单位的,非我等这些为了一分地一亩田的无上金仙能比呀。”

“嘿嘿,大仙谦虚啦。凭您的修为,如果想操纵一个小世界还不是轻而易举。”鸟人道,“混元金仙算计确实胆子大,但很明显,太上道祖的行为惹怒了他师父,要不然鸿钧何以不用自己徒弟,反而找我一个外人。”

“小鸟,你插了一手,太上道祖和西边两位不会怪你吗?”镇元子说道,“就算有鸿钧尊仙的命令,可具体操作是你,你小子破了西边两位佛尊的谋划,他们如何会放过你?”大仙觉得,西边两位佛尊原本的想法是让蚊子精与蛇体玄武公主结为伴侣,以情缘冲淡生死之仇。生灵在世,有两种最基本的欲望,一为生存,二为繁衍。用“情”破“生死仇”效果最好。

“他们怎么想,小鸟我管不了。”乌鸦道,“三界之内,大势力都欲收纳我,也同时都策划着杀我,小鸟我并不在乎。”

“哼!不在乎?去年黄天设计你和哪吒,把小狐狸摄了去,你也不在乎?”镇元子说道,“要不是释迦摩尼佛提前发现端倪,你呀,非得悔得肠子青。”

“这事您咋知道?”

“你说呢?”镇元子白了乌鸦一眼,“你觉得是谁提前推算出黄天在界外设置的阵法位置?释迦摩尼每日因佛宗之事已经忙得焦头烂额,身边盯着他的人无数,哪可能有时间帮你。还不得老头子我这个世外之人出手?”

“哎呦呦。”鸟人跳到大仙身边,一把抱住他胳膊,“我就觉得怪,孔宣那小子怎么就那么快速找到黄天阵法嘛,感情是大爷您提前帮忙呀~哎呦呦,不愧是我最爱的大爷,真好。”这乌鸦不正经,抱着大仙的脸就要啃。

“哼!少给我装亲近。滚蛋。”镇元子挥手推开挨得太近的乌鸦,“小鸟,我劝你……”

“哎~大爷,您不用说,我明白的。”鸟人道,“已经有不少人托人传话给我,叫我老实些。”

“是吗?”镇元子笑道,“呵呵,能托人传话的都是对你心存善意的,那些总是雇佣你的都没好心眼。”

终于等到了自己一直在等的那句话,鸟人露出一丝得意的笑容。“哎?大爷,刚刚你说有烦恼?什么呀?什么烦恼呀?”

“哦,你要不提我还忘记了,我是想请你……”说到一半,镇元子愣了愣,看着乌鸦,气得直咬牙,“好啊好啊,你个小鸟儿,故意给我下套是不是!你个小混蛋!怎么变得这么心机!小混蛋!”刚刚自己才说雇佣乌鸦的人都没好心眼,大仙若是此时请他办事,那可就是自己骂自己喽。“没烦恼!老子没烦恼!”大仙气得直说脏话,“你爷爷我没烦恼!高兴得很!”

“哈哈哈……”鸟人开心呀,哈哈大笑,“老家伙,上当了吧!哈哈哈哈……叫你一直捉弄我,这下上当了吧!哈哈哈哈……你这就是王八吃秤砣……哎?不对,叫什么来着?吃什么来着?”

“哑巴吃黄连。”镇元子没好气地提醒道,“你个小混蛋,没文化就少拽词。”

“哈哈哈……大仙讲的没错,哑巴吃黄连。哈哈哈……”

说说笑笑一句话,这段也就过去了。至于大仙的烦恼,鸟人如何不知,早已经在办了,根本不用大仙主动讲出来。其实,要说在乌鸦眼中,诸多无上金仙、混元金仙中,唯有梦婆和镇元子两位算是与他亲近之人。他们二人,一个是不争不抢,安稳待在冥界,一个是嘴上说着争抢,但实际上也没做什么。

“大爷,给你说个事。”

“怎么?”

“我想给你介绍个老伴。”

“……”

“梦婆您看咋样?”

“……”

“不行?梦婆挺好的。难不成~王母?您看上西王母了?”

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