第十五章 都是你的锅(2 / 2)

替补甜妃 幻想会瘦 0 字 2021-03-25

慕冽宇看着林小娴像只受惊的兔子似的仓惶逃窜,嘴角微微翘起。</p>

如果说之前慕冽宇还在怀疑这个女子是在故意装柔软,但刚才这一番试探下来,慕冽宇已然确定了。</p>

果然,换人了!</p>

从夏亚中心医院开始,她就不同了。</p>

林婉娴在洞房花烛夜跟他打了一架。他要是功夫差一点点,就被她就地正法、生吞活剥了。现在这个只不过偷看他光膀子,就面红耳赤,有色心没色胆儿的怂样儿。</p>

慕冽宇:原来她叫林小娴。只是,两个人长得也太像了!完全看不出差别来。双胞胎?还是整容?</p>

应该是整容吧。慕冽宇思索了一阵,下了结论。只是,得到了这个真相,慕冽宇并不高兴。</p>

他痛苦地蹲下来,拿出手机,触亮屏幕。“皇曾祖母……”屏幕上,高贵的老妇人优雅地微笑,眼角眉梢却挂着掩不住的忧愁。</p>

“皇曾祖母,你在哪里?”</p>

几分钟后,慕冽宇收起了手机和牵挂,在健身房的盥洗室里匆匆洗沐了一番,换了身白色西服。</p>

慕冽宇一踏出健身房,一股臭气就扑鼻而来。</p>

“什么味儿!”慕冽宇捂住鼻子四下寻找。</p>

太子寝殿,两个女使捂住鼻子匆忙跑出来,看到慕冽宇,赶紧垂下手,屏着呼吸行礼。</p>

“怎么了?怎么这么臭?”慕冽宇很担忧,这是出了什么大事儿了?</p>

俩女使皱着眉头朝寝殿里望了一眼。</p>

其中一个斗胆说:“太子妃在厕所里。”</p>

另一个说:“可能厕所坏了,我们去找人来修……”</p>

二人匆匆跑了。</p>

厕所还能坏了?厕所坏了这么臭吗?身为皇子,从小到大,他也没闻过这种臭气。这味儿比鲱鱼罐头还猛烈几分。</p>

慕冽宇忍住臭气冲了进去。</p>

林小娴很尴尬。她猜到了吃过灵米会有些大变化,但她没猜到……</p>

她本来没想上厕所啊,都怪慕冽宇。</p>

若不是慕冽宇撩她,她也不会想上厕所。不上厕所,就不会在太子的东宫拉了这臭出天际的粑粑。</p>

林小娴接连冲了四五次马桶,又把房间里所有水龙头都打开了,放水冲洗,也没能让臭味儿消散多少。</p>

慕冽宇着急地敲着寝殿盥洗室的门。“太子妃,你在里面吗?你还好吗?”</p>

林小娴黑着脸开门出来。“太子殿下,你家厕所坏了。”说完,林小娴从慕冽宇胳肢窝下呲溜就蹿了出去。</p>

慕冽宇朝盥洗室里看了一眼。没看到辣眼睛的秽物,只看到所有水龙头都开着,哗哗地放着水。</p>

林小娴一直跑到外院,坐到花坛沿儿上,大喘气儿。她刚才一直在努力屏住呼吸来着。实在太臭了。</p>

慕冽宇走了过来,看了林小娴一眼,突然哈哈大笑起来。</p>

“哈哈哈……”</p>

林小娴红着脸。“哼。”咋不笑死你呢!哼!</p>

好怄!</p>

“都怪你!若不是你,我绝不会去上厕所的!”起码不会在这里上。</p>

慕冽宇极力想忍住笑,但忍不住。</p>

“怪我,怪我!哈哈哈哈……你可真厉害……你这简直赶上生化武器了。”</p>

林小娴脸红脖子粗,争辩道:“还不是怪她。若不是她在高架桥上乱跑被撞得七零八落,这躯壳也不会有这么多的污秽杂质!对,就是她干的!”</p>

慕冽宇的笑声戛然而止。林小娴这句话的信息量太大了。</p>

林小娴站起来,跺着脚。“慕冽宇,这件事你必须封口!我要是在外面听到一句,我就……我就杀了你!”</p>

慕冽宇从惊愕中回过神儿来。“好,我马上封口。都听到了吗?都把嘴巴给我管严实了。”他拔高了声音。</p>

“是。”有回应声从回廊下传来。侍奉的人虽避着,却并没有远离。</p>

林小娴重新坐下,生着闷气。</p>

慕冽宇走过来,在她身边坐下,小声问道:“你刚才的意思是……你和她用的是同一副……”慕冽宇觉得自己快要变成精神病人了。</p>

“对。我是魂穿。我自己的肉身得了绝症,活不了了。恰好林婉娴魂飞魄散,修不好了,我就做了她的替补。”林小娴没所谓地说。</p>

按理是需要保密的,但既然全世界都知道她是异界人了,也就没什么好隐瞒的了。</p>

慕冽宇眉头紧锁,一脸纠结。他能接受“换人”,但他真的无法接受“魂穿”啊。</p>

原来传说都是真的?</p>

都是真的!!!</p>

林小娴说:“你不信?”</p>

慕冽宇看着她,没有说话。他若说不信,岂不是等于否定昊天、否定大昊皇室的统治?</p>

林小娴懒得和他解释,爱信不信。</p>

“对了,我来找你是有正事的。我要一个发电机,你帮我弄一个。钱我以后给你。”林小娴说。</p>

“嗯……嗯?发电机?我……”慕冽宇犹豫了片刻。“你确定你是异界人?”</p>

林小娴白了他一眼。“全世界都知道!”</p>

慕冽宇:“那你知不知道我们幽琥界自古有一部特殊的法律,名叫刑法典之异界篇?”</p>

“啊?”林小娴狐疑地看慕冽宇一眼,翻手从空间里拿出手机,搜索、查阅。</p>

慕冽宇在,wifi就在。热点,继续蹭着。</p>

慕冽宇眨了眨眼,确认她的手机是凭空出现的。她刚才没有任何掏摸的动作。</p>

慕冽宇:我要信吗?可是,魂穿是不是太玄幻了?还有什么被撞得七零八落……如果高架桥上的撞击是真的,她又是如何恢复的?我第二天一早就见到了她了啊。一夜之间,就从七零八落恢复到一点疤痕也没有?这就是昊天的力量?</p>

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