刚才忙活半天,热得陈凡全身是汗。树荫下微风习习,便坐在景观椅上吹风。“看,这还是辆新车!老公,快给我拍照!”说话间,波浪发美女走到玛莎拉蒂车前。陈凡没说话,有人喜欢他的车,想跟车合影,让她拍就是。“咚!”只是,那女人屁股坐在发动机盖上,为不让身体下滑,细长的鞋跟直接踩在车漆上。她坐在车盖上扭来扭去摆造型,转眼间,一尘不染的车体就被她踩出十几个难看的印记。陈凡皱了皱眉,不是自己的东西,真是不心疼啊!“喂,你可以拍照,别把我的车踩脏了!”陈凡没好气儿地说道。二百万的车对于普通来人来说,的确可以算得上是豪车。女人正兴致勃勃地拍照片儿,突然传来陈凡的声音。“什么,你的车?”女人吃惊。她把几米外的陈凡打量一番:长得还行,穿的也还凑合。但陈凡身上没有一点土豪气。“傻逼,你哪儿凉快哪儿待着去!这车至少一百万,它要是你的,这栋楼还是我的呢!”女人一脸不屑的表情。女人长得还算不错,以前经常有屌丝、土鳖男撩她。陈凡说车是他的,女人把他当成闲的蛋疼的色胚。“琳琳,你说错了!”这时,她男友摇了摇手,“这车是最新款,至少二百万起步!”“二,二百万!”名叫琳琳的女人眼睛瞪得像灯泡。这辆玛莎拉蒂的价格着实超出她的意料。“你听见没有,我男友说这车二百万,也不看看你什么德行,买得起这么贵的车吗!”琳琳白了陈凡一眼,继续摆弄风骚,把鞋跟蹬在车漆上面。“快点,给我多拍几张。这么好的车平时很少能见到。奇怪,在这儿住了好几年,以前怎没看见过这辆车?”琳琳催促男友拍照。陈凡一看,就知琳琳是个没见过世面的女人。区区二百万的车,她就惊成这副表情!陈凡若把京都市车库里,他那辆一亿的跑车开来,琳琳还不得趴在地上顶礼膜拜?“哎,自从脑袋清醒过来,突然想回京都市看看。毕竟,在云城生活三年,京都市才是我出生、成长的地方。”不知为何,回家看看的想法时不时就从陈凡的脑海冒出来。正想着,就见琳琳干脆躺在发动机盖上,一副放飞自我的状态。为拍照几张好照片,把陈凡的车当成她的床了。陈凡刚收了吴强和大磊二百套房源,下月起,每月至少四五十万房租收入。对于钱、车,等等的一切毫不计较。毕竟,就算没这些房子,他每月也能从从老妈手里要来几亿,甚至几十亿零花钱。陈凡烦的是琳琳这种拿别人东西不当回事,只顾自己舒服,弄坏了拍屁股走人的人。“嘿,你们拍够没有。我要去加油了!”陈凡不耐烦的说道。“加油?”琳琳躺在车盖上,男友刚给她拍了几张躺着的照片。听陈凡的话,她直接坐起来。“我看你就是个色胚!见我长得好看,想撩我是吧?”琳琳撩了下头发,瞪着眼,“你还是省省吧,他是我男友。你再骚扰我,我男友会打死你!”琳琳说完,陈凡就见拿手机拍照的男子,用右手冲自己竖起中指。尼玛!陈凡很生气!这俩人趴自己的车,还侮辱自己。陈凡不再忍,从椅子站起来。“从我的车上滚下来!”说着,就来到车边。车的边缘被琳琳踩了十几个鞋跟的印记。虽说用手都能擦掉,但这是别人踩的。换成谁,心里也不会高兴。“你这混蛋真不要脸。一口一口你的车。你啊,就是想撩我,又找不到借口!”琳琳觉得,陈凡就是想用这俗套的办法引起她注意。“我就不下来!你要是车主,倒车给我弄下来啊!”琳琳说完,干脆坐在发动机盖上修理指甲,“老公,快找角度再给我拍!”“好,你现在就很美!”琳琳男友对渣男们撩女友早已习以为常。有人撩琳琳,他甚至会沾沾自喜。他回家可以亲琳琳,抱琳琳。而那些渣男只有羡慕、嫉妒、恨的份儿。他俩把陈凡当成空气,只顾拍照。“看来,只能倒车把她轰下去了。”想着,陈凡拿出钥匙。“那你就躺着吧,躺好了哦!”陈凡按下解锁。车灯一闪,伸手拉开车门。“什,什么?这真是你的车!”见陈凡上车,琳琳瞬间愣住。这可是价值二百万的车,竟是这土鳖小子的!琳琳赶紧从发动机盖下
来。此刻她男友也是一脸懵逼和震惊的表情。他戴着三千的手表,而陈凡没有。他穿着一千一件的衬衣,陈凡却穿的很普通。并且,陈凡身上一点儿土豪的气息没有,可他竟是二百万豪车的主人!巨大的反差让琳琳的男友难以接受。“完了完了,老公,咱们惹到土豪了!”琳琳和男友都是工薪族,平时肯花钱也敢花钱,两人看起来非常时尚。但若上升到车和房子的层面,他们的收入瞬间就被现实碾压。陈凡坐在车里,探出头:“你在我车上又踩又登,还骂人。我不追究别的,把洗车钱转来。不然,你们走不掉!”陈凡不差那几十块钱,要的是一口气。他们刚才若不骂人,不竖中指,别说躺下,陈凡让他们进车里拍都行。但他们的做法实在气人,踩脏了车,把洗车钱转来毫不过分。“给你转钱?”男人想了想,笑道,“琳琳,我知道了。他的车是租的!”“租的?”琳琳不解。“对,肯定是他租的。你想,开二百万豪车的人会跟咱们计较几十块的洗车钱?”男人指着陈凡,“他要钱就因为他没钱。哈哈,小子,这回你装逼失败了吧!”“还真是这么回事!靠,气死我了!”琳琳似乎也想通了。原以为陈凡是土豪,听男友一分析,她也觉得陈凡是装逼蒙人。“砰!”琳琳一屁股又坐在引擎盖上,“租来的车装什么装!喜欢装逼是吧,那我就成全你!”琳琳瞪着陈凡:“我不仅踩,还要踩出坑儿!等你去还车,把押金赔干净!”说着,琳琳伸开大长腿,长长的鞋跟就向车漆狠狠踩去!
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