第1139章 讲故事(1 / 1)
无敌小术士
水冷酒家
1065 字
2023-09-19
牛小田顿时开心到飞起,哪里还顾得跟周逸聊天,让他也去十一号楼休息,立刻上楼换了套笔挺的西装,怀揣一颗激动的心,来到了大门前。尚奇秀已经在门前,翘首以盼,眼中闪着激动的泪花。女将们听到消息,也都放下手头的事情,纷纷聚拢过来,毕恭毕敬排排站,给足了尚奇秀面子。佘灿莲、白飞和喵星,也都赶来,伫立在队伍之中。叶桐不知所以然,但看出是个重要的热闹,岂能不来凑一凑。坤泽和龙潜也从楼上下来,询问有什么情况。“荒婆婆来了!”牛小田激动的口吻。“那必须迎接。”龙潜连忙反复整理衣衫。“庄主真是有大造化,也是我等之福。”坤泽赞叹不已。还没等到荒婆婆,百草散人和雷东鸣提前来到,那就等在门前,一起迎接吧!逍遥宗的成员,基本都到了,可谓是非常隆重。十分钟过去了……又十分钟……但牛小田一点都不着急,荒婆婆啊荒婆婆,您老慢慢的,多拣点废品,不着急哈。又是十分钟,一辆电动三轮哒哒哒地开了过来,上面坐着个穿着半旧花棉袄的缩手佝腰的老太太,正是日思夜想的荒婆婆。哈哈哈!来了!牛小田心花怒放。看到开车的,牛小田着实被惊到了!居然是兴旺村张开顺的老爹张嘴!穿着大棉袄,戴着个皮帽子,脚下大头皮鞋,一边开车,还一边回头说着话。张嘴都九十多岁了,咋也开上了三轮车?简直赚钱不要命。不能说老当益壮,而是妥妥的高龄危险驾驶,这事儿得告诉村主任安悦,必须坚决制止这种行为。三轮车来到山庄门前,张嘴控制着停住,回头呲牙笑问:“大妹子,俺讲的故事逗乐吧?”牛小田这才看清,张嘴竟然还镶了满口牙,白森森的,挺怪异。“呵呵,你倒是挺有趣的。”荒婆婆笑道。“嘿嘿,这些年,就靠着两个笑话活着呢!”“谢谢你了!”荒婆婆颤巍巍递上皱巴巴的五块钱,张嘴却没收,笑着朝着这边喊:“牛大田,你的客人来了!”“张爷爷,老糊涂了吧,咋连个名字都喊不对呢!”牛小田不满。“哈哈,俺就是故意的,是不是很气?”张嘴哈哈一笑,将荒婆婆搀扶下来,掉转车把,一溜烟的将三轮车开走了,速度倒也飞快。长老们不由擦汗,就没见这样的宗门领头人,连村民都敢开他的玩笑。“婆婆好!”牛小田大手一挥,女将们跟着高呼,“婆婆好,欢迎婆婆!”“呵呵,都是好孩子,外面挺冷的,冻着了吧?都回屋,回屋!”荒婆婆很开心,脸上的皱纹都舒展开了,慈爱地抬了抬枯瘦的手掌。尚奇秀立刻上前,跟荒婆婆拥抱,动情道:“妈,不要再离开了好不好?”荒婆婆慈爱一笑:“看我的秀儿,越来越俊了。”“老祖宗,青依想您了。”青依上前鞠躬,还是九十度。“小青依,恭喜你,获得了自由。”荒婆婆招招手,青依连忙拉住,牛小田好像还看见,荒婆婆在青依手中,塞了一颗近乎透明的珠子。“老祖宗,你真好。”青依感动不已。“呵呵,老婆子还要感谢大家,能够一起热闹的过新年。”荒婆婆一直笑着,左手青依,右手尚奇秀,一步一挪地走向了大家。众人纷纷鞠躬,这才让开了一条路,荒婆婆则不断跟大家笑着点头,说了句意味深长的话,“跟紧了小田好啊,啥都不用愁。看看这大宅子,呦,那边是菜园子吗,真好啊,吃喝住行都不缺。”都听到了,尤其是四位长老。简直如雷贯耳,直击心灵,更加坚定追随牛小田的决心。牛老大,很遗憾。荒婆婆居然没带着捡来的废品,到底要不要帮她老人家搜集一些?荒婆婆去了尚奇秀的小楼,青依、苗灵娜也一路跟随,跑前跑后地忙碌着。叶桐不想放弃机会,也屁颠地跟在后面,哪怕用不到自己被挤到一边,再挤进去好了。
半个小时后,荒婆婆来到了院子里,已经大变样。花白的头发,打理得格外整齐,还插着根翠玉簪子,身上则穿着白色的皮草,脚下一双翻毛的小皮鞋。这么一捯饬,荒婆婆立刻化身富贵逼人的老太太。当然,牛小田非常确信,荒婆婆走后,还会是原来的样子,穿着普通,弓着背到处翻垃圾箱,这是她在人间的使命。机会,都要靠争取的!这不,白飞和喵星厚着脸皮主动凑过去,直立着身体,小爪子朝着荒婆婆,谄媚着不停地拜啊拜。荒婆婆被逗得哈哈笑,伸出粗糙的手,在它们的小脑袋上,随手撸了几下。两个小家伙,立刻露出了陶醉般的神情,又拜了拜,这才乐颠颠地跑开了。这回,该轮到自己了吧?牛小田刚想要凑近,这时,手机上传来了青依发来的消息,只有三个字,“别心急!”嗯,不急!荒婆婆既然来了,那就一定缠着她,说啥也要帮忙把自己身上的问题给解决喽。荒婆婆在尚奇秀的陪同下,背着手在院子里溜达了一阵子,便去了四位长老所在的九号楼。四大长老受宠若惊,端茶倒水,嘘寒问暖,始终都弓着腰。后来得知,荒婆婆只是给他们讲了个故事。有一户山野人家,只有兄弟四人,老大是铁匠,老二是木匠,老三是石匠,老四是泥瓦匠,都住在一个宽敞舒适的大树洞里,不争不吵,相互扶持,有福同享,过着开心快乐的日子。这天,山上来了个漂亮女人,对兄弟四人说,谁能先给她盖座房子,就嫁给他。商议一番后,兄弟四人决定,让老大先娶媳妇。于是,兄弟同心,利用各自的特长,很快就盖起了一座大房子。老大却不忍心独自娶妻享乐,非要让兄弟们都住进来。..不敢违背老大的安排,于是,兄弟们喜迁新居,继续过着快乐的日子。漂亮女人心灰意冷,住进了树洞里。某天,房子塌了……荒婆婆的这个故事,到底也有何深意?牛小田琢磨了好久,也没想明白,白飞和喵星提供过一些思路,但总觉得很牵强,不是真正的答案。青依则是一笑,并不解释!
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