第246章 倒霉小鱼儿的梳妆台倒了（1 / 1）
趁校花青涩，忽悠她给我做老婆！
萌白酱
1017 字
2023-09-09
看着面前老老实实的秦天，鱼幼薇心里的怒火消去了不少。不过顾及到男人尊严，小鱼儿并没有做得太过，只是让秦天坐在了键盘上。“幼薇，我真是冤枉啊！”秦天欲哭无泪，感受着键盘的折磨。“喵～～～”冬瓜昂着高贵的脑袋，缓缓走了过来。“冬瓜？你过来干嘛？”秦天疑惑地问道。“喵喵喵！”冬瓜用力一跳，脑袋扎进了小鱼儿的怀抱里，尾巴轻轻晃动着。“嘿嘿，冬瓜，还是你好，永远不会背叛我！”“ua！”“喵～”“嘿！你个肥猫，你是来落井下石的吧！”秦天气不过地说道。“闭嘴！”鱼幼薇皱了皱鼻子，缓缓站起身子说道：“我要去洗澡了，在我洗完之前，你不许起来，否则今晚你和冬瓜一起睡客厅！”“啊？”秦天欲哭无泪。“喵～”冬瓜猛跳了几下，不停地叫着。“烧猫！”秦天咬着牙，见小鱼儿走进了浴室，立马朝着冬瓜扑了过去。“喵喵喵！”体格肥胖的冬瓜，面对秦天的突然袭击，毫无应对之力。秦天托起冬瓜的前腿，将它放在了键盘上。“从现在开始，你代替我受罚！”秦天严肃的说道。“喵？”冬瓜舔了舔爪子，慵懒地卧在了键盘上。“你不觉得硌得慌？”看着一脸享受的冬瓜，秦天气笑了出来。果然，胖了也有胖的好处。“你看到了没，待会我对你施行酷刑！”“知道错了的话，你就喵一声。”秦天将冬瓜抱了起来，指着窗台上的仙人球说道。“喵！”冬瓜赶忙喊道。“呦呵？还真是能屈能伸！”“不过瞄了你也得受到惩罚，和我去梳妆台，我要给你画个妆！”“喵喵喵！”“快走！”秦天抱紧冬瓜，强行跑进了卧室。目光瞄准梳妆台，快步跑了过去。“喵！”冬瓜挣脱了出来。“给我站住！”秦天猛地扑了过去。“喵！”“站住！”“喵！”“给我站住！”......经过了十几分钟的你追我赶，秦天累得气喘吁吁，双手撑着膝盖。冬瓜缩在梳妆台的“叫啊！”“你叫啊！“你就算叫破了喉咙，也没人会管你！”说着秦天便蹲下身子，一股脑的钻进了梳妆台“给我过来！”“过来！”“喵！”秦天不停地伸着手，试图抓住冬瓜尾巴。就在他即将得手时......“咔擦！”“噼里啪啦！”突然间，梳妆台歪倒了下来。秦天和冬瓜站在一旁，呆呆的看着面前惨不忍睹的画面。要知道，梳妆台可是小鱼儿都专属领地。“这......”“喵......”“冬瓜，对不起了！”“喵？”秦天反应迅速，拉开房门冲了出去。“砰！”“喵喵喵！”“臭秦天，什么声音？”鱼幼薇裹着浴巾，缓步走出了浴室。“我也正奇怪呢！”“刚才我老老实实地坐在键盘上，突然听到卧室里传来了响起，所以就过来看看了！”秦天装作若无其事的说道。
“快进去看看！”鱼幼薇秀媚微颦，挽着秦天的胳膊推开了房门。秦天偷偷瞟着小鱼儿的领口，舔了舔嘴唇。“啊！！！”“冬瓜，你！”鱼幼薇惊呼一声，小手紧紧捂住嘴巴。“喵？”冬瓜一脸无辜。有时候真的挺想报警的。“冬瓜！你居然敢做出这种事情，真是太过分了！”秦天贼喊捉贼，义愤填膺的样子，宛如一个正人君子。“我的香水，我的口红，我的面膜～～～”鱼幼薇蹲在歪倒的梳妆台前，心疼地喊道。“喵喵喵～”冬瓜猛地摇着头，小爪爪摸着鱼幼薇的小腿。“冬瓜，你还敢放肆！”秦天抱起冬瓜，故作生气的说道。“哼！”“你给我闭嘴！”“听见了吗？幼薇让你闭嘴！”“我说你！”“啊？”秦天愣了愣。鱼幼薇将冬瓜抢回了手里，理直气壮地说道：“你是冬瓜的主人，俗话说～子不教父之过，同理，这件事情你也有责任！”“喵？”“这......”“把东西收拾好，今晚你们两个去客厅睡，还有...天哥哥要把打碎的化妆品补偿给我！”鱼幼薇坐在床边，拿着毛巾擦拭着脚丫上的水珠。“幼薇，我来给你擦吧～～～”“别碰我！罚你一个星期不许碰我的脚，还有...还有身子！”鱼幼薇羞红着脸，小手用力擦拭着，宣泄着心中的情绪。之后的时间里，秦天和冬瓜一同将卧室打扫了出来。直到最后，他们被可怜兮兮地赶出了卧室。黑漆漆的客厅里，秦天和冬瓜坐在沙发上。“冬瓜，你不会怪我吧？”秦天瞟了一眼待在角落里的冬瓜。“......”“你怎么不说话？是想打造高冷猫设吗？”秦天追问道。他轻轻握住毛茸茸的尾巴，歉意地说道：“我知道这件事情，我做的不地道，不过...你也有责任，谁让你老是乱跑呢，乖乖站在原地不行吗？“喵！”冬瓜抽出尾巴，圆滚滚的脑袋撞击着秦天的胳膊。“好好好，我错了，我错了！”秦天妥协的说道。“喵～”冬瓜跳进秦天的怀抱里。“唉，还是咱们哥俩好，不像小鱼儿，那么无情，那么冷酷，那么无理取闹。”“你说对不对呀？”“......”“你怎么又闭嘴了？都到了这种时候，你还想着做舔狗呢？”“......”“不是我说你，你这只猫，就是太怂了！平时小鱼儿都得听我的话，我说往东，她绝不敢往西！”“你再悄悄你，除了舔，还是舔！”“你！说！什！么！”“卧槽，谁在说话？冬瓜，你成精了？秦天闻言一愣，突然发现身后多了一个黑影。“臭秦天，今晚你自己睡吧，我要和冬瓜一起了！”“不要啊！为什么要奖励它！”“因为它是个正人君子！”说着鱼幼薇便抱起冬瓜，快步走进了卧室里。秦天孤零零地坐着。它是正人君子，那我是什么？
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