第234章 小丑被秀了一脸(1 / 1)
趁校花青涩,忽悠她给我做老婆!
萌白酱
1017 字
2023-09-08
打得好惨啊,这是怎么了?”“校园暴力啊!”“什么人啊这是!”围观同学们的私语声渐渐响起。夏投南一脸无辜的表情。麻云眼里闪过一丝尴尬,顿时调转矛头,大喊道:“大家别误会!是这个下头男,居然当面怒骂女孩,我之所以打他,完全出自于道德,出自于良知!”“麻总,您,您.....”“你什么你!你敢不承认?”麻云冷声逼问道。“是,是我......”夏投南委屈巴巴的说道。“嘿嘿,小美女,我帮你了,你是不是应该对我以身相许啊?”“你说什么?”鱼幼薇瞪大眼睛。且不说自己早就是天哥哥的女人了。单是这一句话,也太下头了吧!家人们,谁懂啊!蒸乌鱼了!“额...那加个联系方式吧?”麻云掏出手机,递了过去。“我不......”“加你**!”突然间,人群之中响起一道声音。一瓶矿泉水飞了过来,直接砸到了麻云的脸上。“卧槽!”“谁啊!”“不想活了是吧!”麻云捂着脸颊,生气的怒吼道。“是我!”秦天推开拥挤的人群,缓缓走了过来。“你TM谁啊!”“知道佳业集团吗?”“我们麻......”“呯!”“哎呦喂,我去!”一道闷响过后,夏投南成功地被踹进了垃圾桶里。秦天捏了捏手腕,不屑的说道:“继续说啊,不牛逼了?”“秦天!”“你又想干什么!这次我可没招惹你吧!”麻云攥紧拳头。打又打不过,喷也喷不过。这日子,真是憋屈!“那个女孩是我的,赶紧给我滚蛋!”秦天不耐烦地摆了摆手。“呵!这女孩是老子先看到的,你懂不懂先来后到啊!”麻云试图讲着道理。“你先看到的?老子都已经给她喂过......”秦天欲言又止,瞟了一眼小鱼儿。只见她正气鼓鼓地盯着自己。原本想说的话顿时咽回肚子里,他怂了!鱼幼薇红着小脸,压制着心中的羞愤。好在秦天没有说出后半句,否则......今晚让他下不了床!“喂过什么?”麻云疑惑的问道。“这个你不配知道!”秦天冷声说道。“切!吹牛是吧?“你说这位小美女是你的女朋友,你有什么证据?”“你叫她一声,她答应吗?”麻云抱着胳膊,冷哼道。“你看着就行了!”“小美女,来吧!”秦天理了理衣领,摆出了一个帅气的poss,得意地张开双臂。“......”全场鸦雀无声。除了沉默还是沉默。秦天眼里闪过一丝尴尬,看着周围同学们嘲笑的目光。顿时老脸一红。怎么有种普信男的即视感?鱼幼薇俏脸泛红,昂着傲娇的小脑袋,就是不给面子!臭秦天,必须拿捏你一手!“别闹了,快点来吧!”秦天再次开口。“......”“鱼幼薇!”“......”“再不过来,家法处置!”秦天咬牙说道。“你谁啊?”“我还是单身呢!”
见秦天发出威胁,鱼幼薇后退几步说道。“听见了吗!”“你这个夏投南,人家没有男朋友!”麻云趁机嘲讽道。终于找回了点场子!“麻总,您叫我啊?”一旁擦拭着身子的夏投南,疑惑都问道。“滚蛋!你这个饭桶!”“不是您叫我的吗?”“你还敢顶嘴!”麻云瞪了一眼。“都别吵了!”鱼幼薇大喊一声,红着脸说道:“我是单身,现在想找男朋友了,你们谁愿意呀?”“我!”“卧槽!女神,看看我啊!”“我母胎solo!”“我我我!”见男同胞们纷纷激动地喊着。秦天再也忍不住的冲了过去。不在沉默中爆发,就在沉默中灭亡!先下手为强!他搂住鱼幼薇的小蛮腰,右手按住她的后脑勺,强势地吻了上去。“唔......”鱼幼薇瞪大眼睛,刚想反抗,身子却软弱无力地瘫在秦天的怀抱里。她踮起脚尖,尽力迎合着。女孩子对于亲亲的感觉,一直都是非常享受的。鱼幼薇自然不例外。“这......”麻云目瞪口呆。周围的同学们很是一脸懵逼。哥们,什么年代了,还玩这套?最让众人惊讶的是,居然真成功了?现在的女孩都吃这套了?良久,唇分。看着湿漉漉的唇瓣,两人相视一笑,眼中尽是柔情。“我的表现如何?”秦天笑着问道。“嗯~~~还不错!”鱼幼薇舔了舔嘴唇。“做我的女朋友吧,可以吗?”秦天深情款款地注视着面前的小鱼儿。“不可以!”“为什么?”“因为...我还没有亲够呢!”说着,鱼幼薇再次踮起脚尖,双手揽住秦天的脖颈,主动献吻。“唔......”秦天眨了眨眼睛,顿时感觉嘴里多了一条香香软软的东西。是什么?是什么!鱼幼薇发起强烈的进攻。是的,她想要通过这件事情,来宣示自己的主权地位。任何女孩都不能碰秦天一根汗毛!“这TM的!”麻云彻底崩溃,双手掩面。心中好似有一万只草泥麻在狂奔。秦天!我丢你老母!小萝莉本来就是我的,我的!“麻总,他们怎么亲上了?”夏投南不合时宜的问道。“我TM哪知道!”麻云拿起一旁的垃圾桶,反手扣在了夏投南的身上。打不过秦天,只能靠此发泄一下了!“呼~~~”鱼幼薇喘息着,小脸早已红透。“我的甜美女朋友,咱们走吧?”秦天牵起小鱼儿的玉手,笑着问道。“好啊,我的霸道男友~~~”鱼幼薇俏皮地眨了下眼睛,一同转回身子。看着两人渐行渐远的背影,已经手中高举着的雨伞,麻云心态崩了。小萝莉被抢走了,两人打着的雨伞还是自己的。小丑!十足的小丑!ヾ(_●`)☆“哎呀,真是太惨了。”“哥谭小丑啊。”“真丢人!”见没有好戏看,同学们发表了几句感言,纷纷散去。......
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