第69章酒桌之上是白痴(1 / 2)

一口气,平中玉从树林中跑到木棚旁边,心里面咚咚直跳。这时,他才敢向身后瞅了一眼,除了树影的摇晃,并没有什么东西。</p>

“平师弟,发生什么事了,这么慌张?”李丁也被刚才的惨叫声惊醒,见到平中玉慌慌张张而来,他赶忙走了出来。</p>

“李师兄,树林那边好像有不干净的东西。”说着话,平中玉还侧过身向那片茂密的树林指了指。</p>

“有不干净的东西?怎么会呢,咱们这里可是仙家所在,量那些鬼魂也不敢前来。”李丁摇头淡然的道,觉得平中玉的反应过激了。</p>

“这也只是我的猜测,没有亲眼目睹,说不准的。”平中玉实际也是这么认为的,只是觉得刚才的事有些诡异,他一时想不出答案,只好归罪在鬼魂的头上。</p>

“那刚才的喊声莫非是平师弟发出的?”李丁看着平中玉心神不宁的样子,感觉这位的胆子也忒小了。</p>

“刚才的喊声就是从我所指的树林里发出的,具体是谁不清楚,我就是听到喊声才跑出来的。”平中玉当然要有所隐瞒,装作什么也不知道。</p>

“原来是这样啊,一定是有人在那里争斗。平师弟,以后听到喊叫声或者什么动静千万不要过去,会给自己惹来麻烦的。”李丁神色如常,似乎这种事见多了,并奉劝平中玉少去多管闲事。</p>

“知道了,李师兄。”平中玉自是心知肚明,别人打斗他定会要躲得远远的,什么英雄豪杰的事他不会去做。</p>

天很快大亮,张五赵六两个人无精打采的前来接班。一个肿着半张脸,一个胳膊打着绷带,他们见到平中玉后皆是低着头,目光不敢直视。</p>

平中玉则是人畜无害的样子,恭敬地喊了一声,“张师兄,赵师兄。”</p>

吓得张五赵六连忙点头哈腰,生怕惹恼了这位变化无常的少年。</p>

回到王师兄的小院子,平中玉刚一进门,迎面而来的便是扑鼻的酒香味,猛地一味还真让人陶醉。不过,他几乎不饮酒,所以对这诱人的香味并不嘴馋。</p>

大清早的,只见那王师兄正搂着一个大酒缸站在院子里,低着脑袋,用鼻子闻着酒缸里散发出来的酒香,很是享受沉迷。</p>

平中玉看到那王师兄的样子,就像一个坠入爱河的男子搂着娇美姑娘享受着迷人的体香,一时不能自拔。</p>

不忍心打扰这种意境,平中玉便蹑手蹑脚凑到王师兄身边,低头向酒缸里看去。</p>

乖乖!果真是满满一缸的酒,怪不得会满院飘香。</p>

“阿嚏!”</p>

也许是平中玉距离酒缸太近,大量吸入了酒气,他禁不住打了一个喷嚏,好在用手及时捂住了鼻口,要不然这美味的酒中就会增加特别的佐料。</p>

一声喷嚏如闷雷炸响,正眯眼沉醉的王师兄被惊得差点没一屁股坐到地上,但他怀中的酒缸却没有摇晃一下,酒面平静如初。</p>

“哎呀……你个倒霉鬼差点没要了我的命啊!说你傻你不服,说你白痴你不承认,说你没脑子怎么连喷嚏也控制不住呀,气死我了……哎呦……”王师兄瞪着平中玉劈头盖脸的就是一通大骂,然后他瞅着一缸美酒心疼得不得了,忍不住再抬头骂上几句。</p>

做错事的平中玉低着头,任由人家指着鼻子大骂,他不敢反驳,不敢吭声,错了,就要勇于承担,甘心受罚。</p>

骂了一阵子,王师兄似乎累了,终于不再说话,他弯腰将酒缸轻轻放下。</p>

“王师兄,对不起哈,您的酒太过香美,令我如痴如醉,无法自拔,一时失了姿态。”平中玉看到王师兄大气已消,赶忙谄笑着赔不是。</p>

“哼!这酒是我用一个月的灵晶换来的,当然是极品了。不过,你差点毁了这缸好酒,我必须罚你,而且要重重的罚。”王师兄脸色不悦的道,其实在他那张布满黑泥的脸上也看不出太大的变化。</p>

“重罚!这酒鬼不会要割我鼻子吧?”听到此话,平中玉心里一颤。</p>

“王师兄,我确实有错在先,不知您要怎么罚我?”平中玉小心的试问道,若他真要割自己鼻子,那是绝对不可以的,不行,就拼命,反正没了鼻子比死还要痛苦。</p>

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“怎么罚你,哼哼,就罚你给我做一桌子好菜,然后陪我喝个痛快,不醉不许走。”王师兄狠狠地说道,黑泥的脸上写满了小样儿看你还敢犯错吗?</p>

“这……这么重啊!王师兄我认罚。”听到处罚结果,平中玉吓得擦了擦额头的冷汗,差点没晕过去,真他么重啊!</p>

“白痴,你为什么整日都要带着一只鸡呀,是不是嘴馋想弄点荤食?没事,你做吧,师兄我就当没看见。”砸吧嘴的王师兄突然盯着平中玉腰间的花母鸡,两眼放光。好久没吃肉的他,已是在想入非非,好像自己正在啃着香喷喷的大鸡腿。</p>

“呜呜……王师兄,您有所不知啊,这只鸡可是我的至亲好友。我自幼失去了父母,就是靠着这只鸡每天下的蛋才勉强长大,要没有它,我早就饿死在漫漫凄苦的岁月中,养育之恩岂能不报。如今它已年迈,蛋也不会下了,路也走不稳了,您说我能忍心抛弃它吗?我能把它吃掉吗?您能忍心吃掉它吗?”平中玉一听到王师兄要打花母鸡的主意,他立马痛哭流涕起来,并说出一大堆感动人心的话。</p>

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