第1097章 装逼遭雷劈(1 / 2)

末日刁民 十阶浮屠 1977 字 2022-07-22

其实对于普通的小老百姓来说,不管换谁当老大其实都一样,反正他们也掌握不了自己的命运,上面一条法律法规降下来,他们只有乖乖遵守的份,就算再坑爹他们也只敢在被窝里骂骂,至于造反这种事那都是遥远的古代了。

不过在收尸人进城短短两三个小时后,敢出门的人倒是越来越多了,因为他们逐渐发现,收尸人并不像传说中那么穷凶极恶,没有在大街上调戏姑娘,更没有胡乱杀人或者强取豪夺,而且买东西不但给钱,还很有秩序的排队购物。

“大爷!你看什么呢,我的腰子糊啦……”

王大富突然咋咋呼呼的喊了起来,烧烤摊的摊主这才惊慌的回过神来,赶忙又拿出几串羊腰子说道:“对不住啊!我刚刚是在看那些收尸的,他们不去抢钱居然在那疏通下水道,脑子是不是坏了啊?”

“切~他们脑子才没坏呢,你们这就是驴屎蛋.子外面光,下水道都堵成那样了还不疏通,等大雨来了污水横流,破了脚的人一踩下去就得尸变,懂不懂啊……”

王大富拿起一串腰子便不屑了起来,摊主这才恍然大悟般的点了点头,又抓抓脑袋嘀咕道:“照这么说的话,这些人想的还挺周到啊,比咱们的市政部门靠谱,不过人还是傻了一点,这时候去那些大官家里把枪一亮,肯定会发大财啊!”

“怎么可能,人家是正儿八经的政府军,又不是山上下来的土匪,烧杀抢掠是要被宪兵枪毙的……”

王大富哭笑不得的看着他,也不知道这些人心里是怎么想的,但一位老妇女却突然急吼吼的跑了过来,大声叫道:“快快快!跟我去找收尸的卖羊肉,那些人晚上要开庆功宴,拿金子在买东西呐,一只羊给两根金条啊!”

“多…多少……”

摊主吓的说话都结巴了,可老妇女却捏着自己的大拇指说道:“这么粗一根金条哇,一只羊就给两根,开当铺老刘当场把金条劈开验过了,都是纯金的,成色比珠宝店的还好啊,赶紧走吧,这种傻子可不多见啦!”

“你们自己烤吧,不要钱了……”

摊主立马扔下烤串旋风似的跑了,急吼吼的冲进屋里推上小车就跑,弄的王大富目瞪口呆的看着炉子上的烤串,但陈光大却从后面走上来,麻溜的抄起烤串就问道:“这管后勤的是谁啊,钱再多也不能这么脑残吧!”

“你大西北呆懵了吧,知道咱们那羊肉多少钱一斤吗……”

王大富撸起袖子就说道:“咱们那可是有钱都买不着羊肉,山羊绵羊都在养殖场下崽,逢年过节才放一些出来卖,就这样还得起早贪黑的排队,后勤部那些家伙现在肯定嘴都笑歪了,这拉回去就是功劳啊!”

“哈~你不说我都给忘了,看来两边人都以为自己占便宜了……”

陈光大忍俊不禁的笑了起来,他在大西北呆久了,把两地差价的事都给搞忘了,他们那边是有钱买不着肉,这边则是肉多的不值钱,新鲜蔬菜反倒比肉贵上不少,所以两边人都以为自己碰上了大傻子。

“靠!你这什么手艺啊,咸死了,走走走!换个地方吃去……”

王大富尝了一口陈光大烤的串,马上就满脸嫌弃的给扔了,直接叫上狗哥和陈泉他们几个老爷们,晃晃悠悠的往前溜达,而严晴她们一票小娘们,早就跟他们分道扬镳去商场扫货了。

不过他们很快就傻了眼,街道上的商户们居然各个都闻风而动,扛着各种各样的食材去找“大傻子”了,还有很多居民也冲出家门,扛着自己做的土特产冲上了街道,只要看到穿着军装的收尸人就问他们要不要,路边的商店一下就十去九空了。

“歇菜了!连碗面条都吃不着了……”

狗哥拍住咕咕叫的肚皮欲哭无泪,不过陈光大却笑呵呵的说道:“水仔!让各级军官都通知下去,让没有执勤任务的战士们都去购物,没带钱的可以以物换物,反正多买点土特产带回家,但是不许去逛红灯区,政府军就得有个政府军的样子!”

“好嘞!”

水仔轻快的答应一声便转身跑了,王大富立马嘿嘿一笑道:“你这是想花钱收买人心啊,我估计等咱们几万弟兄一顿疯狂扫货之后,以后这城里的老百姓见到我们啊,肯定会比见到亲人还亲哦!”

“谁见到钱不亲啊,哈哈……”

陈光大得意洋洋的往前走去,他就不信用大把钞.票砸下去,这里的老百姓还能不待见他们,不过邱丽丽却突然气喘吁吁的从前方跑了出来,一看到他便急吼吼的喊道:“战……哦不!文哥!能不能借我点值钱的东西,我有急用!”

“你一个少校出门不带钱啊,居然跑来跟我化缘……”

陈光大很没好气的白了她一眼,但邱丽丽却十分无奈的说道:“咱们的钱在这不通用啊,我掏出来人家还以为是冥币,我又忘记带一些值钱的东西了,正好又赶上我家亲戚办喜事,我空着手去人家肯定没好脸啊!”

“哟~这么快就找到你母亲啦,效率挺高啊……”

陈光大相当惊讶的看着她,谁知邱丽丽却摇摇头道:“是我姨妈家的小儿子娶媳妇,她们家本来就跟我们家有过节,正好又赶上我们进城,一屋子人连话都不敢说的太大声,我刚进门就被他们给赶出来了,还骂我是扫把星!”

“哥几个走着,吃喜酒去……”

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